Packing the Patrol
We're packing up our 4x4,
So once again we'll see our floor.
The kit's been piling up since March,
Months since the table cloths were starched.
Twelve issues of the magazine,
(The Editor's a bit too keen).
Three prizes, the camera, one blindfold,
Since when did the A-Board get covered in mould?
Tables, posters, forms and pegs,
A lot to carry for such few legs.
T-shirts, bags, some plastic forks,
Remind we why we're taking chalks?
The most important thing's to ensure,
(Although we've got a lot of stuff -
some of it's useful, some of it's guff)
That once it's all in and we're ready, we're off
That all of the doors will actually shut.
And if they won't, we'll never leave,
It's an awful lot of stuff to heave...
A lot that wasn't here before,
Our colleague's just brought out some more...
Thank goodness for McDonalds, eh?
Some sustenance whilst on our way.
So glad we didn't have to walk...
And finally, we get to KORC.
Join us for TOTAL OFF ROAD LIVE MAY 2010 at Kirton Off Road Centre this weekend. If you've not already got your tickets, you can buy them on the gate. Weekend tickets for £75 (includes camping), day tickets for £40 per off roading vehicle.
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